“Oh mom, I really don’t know.”

To eat or not to eat. That is the question.

To sleep or not to sleep,

Its really more of a suggestion.

Do i want to lookup at the night ceiling?

Or close my eye and do some dreaming.

The choice is all mine, you see.

You will learn to obey me.

Im too tiny for you to boss around,

Go ahead and try to put me on the ground.

You’re my new carrier now, I expect to never have to walk.

Don’t think I can’t hear you talking,

Hiding behind the counter in the kitchen,

I’ve had enough of your snacking.

Its mommy and baby time now.

Even if I fight, you’re not allowed to put me down.

We’re sleeping on the sofa tonight, you and I.

Well, you can sleep,

I will be watching the latest stream,

Fighting to sit up so I don’t miss a thing.