When a ray of sunshine through a broken cloud equals a five paragraph intro to a novel that has nothing to do with the sky.

When “working” requires inspiration, ideas, and the desire to actually put forth a literary effort before a single word can be written.

When you have to create your own “Meme” just to get people to read your witty author remarks.

*Holds pen and notebook out* “Freeze! I’m a writer! Anything you say and do, can and will be used in my next novel!”

When someone asks to borrow a notebook and you’re like, “Go. Die.”

When you have to constantly log out of your author facebook page and log into your personal facebook page to “like, comment and share” every post you make, so that people will actually read them.

When reading means reviewing work you’ve already written.

When you go to a cafe and write, not for the coffee, but because as a writer, you feel like that’s where you belong.